How to start a blog
September 19, 2008 at 09:59 PM | categories: meta, boleh | View CommentsHere's how a normal person starts a blog:
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Make a coin toss. Heads for wordpress, tails for blogger, middle for others.
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Sign up.
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Blog like a normal person.
Of course, blogging like a normal person is pretty boring. For one, if you blog like a normal person, you won't even get arrested under ISA. Boring. * yawn *
So here's how a real man starts a blog:
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Spend a few days looking for a server that is cheap, fast, and has a reasonably not-slow connection to whatever 3rd world country that you happens to live in.
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Call your credit card company to authorize the payment for the server, all the while resisting the urge to explain that the transaction is not for porn.
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Spend a few days looking for a blog software that doesn't have any freaking release yet, let alone a stable one. Spend a few nights setting it up -- in a 3rd world country, you get slightly less sucky connection in the off-peak hours.
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Realize that unstable really does mean unstable, and the software is just unuseable. Nonsense. A magical touch of
hg revert -r 486 .
makes it production ready, and you are good to go. -
Blog about how to start a blog (to mask the fact that you have totally forgotten what you wanted to blog about in the first place).